Kind of like "Here's Johnny!". Only not as much fun. As a matter of fact, it is not fun at all. Our middle child, 17 year old daughter, has the swine flu. Oh, excuse me, N1H1.
Whatever. She is sick. Feels like she has been hit in the stomach by a bus. The rest of her body feels sick. Purple baggy circles under the eyes. A sight to behold. Just don't stand next to her.
Now Fi does not like to miss school. Not that she is a great scholar. Nope, not one bit. But the social aspect lures her like a moth to flame. She can't resist. But today was different. Very.
Stayed home. Lolled on the couch and moaned. Took drugs when told and felt sorry for herself. Even Nolan the beloved could not make life better.
I have an idea. For every Republican not endorsing health care reform, we send a swine flu sick Fi clone. Maybe send an excessively pooping 1 year old too (we have one of those too). Health care reform will pass in less than 24 hours.
Guaranteed.
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